Anonymous said: You should post nudies. :3
But many more when I try to get in yours
xanderpander said: Okay, rap for me.
Girl I’m like coffee with a shot
Drink me slow, you know I’m hot
Grind on me, get some cream
Let me espresso how much you mean to me.
"Someone told me happiness is a choice."
Whereupon I thought, and thus I responded
"Someone told me being gay is a choice.
If you can really choose to be happy,
Then you can choose to be gay as well, right?”
Now he’s gay and he’s finally happy.